

“I’m… cry… crying ’cause I can’t do what my 20-year-old brother does,” he said.Ī farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. I pulled alongside the youngster and asked, “Son, what’s the matter? Why are you crying so?”

You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.Ī few days ago I was tooling along through a neighborhood on my wheelchair when I noticed a young boy sitting on the retaining wall in front of his house, crying as if his heart was breaking. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You get kicked out because you’re too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You should die first, get it out of the way.

What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backward. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
